Classic Channing Chowder

August 11th Part Two


I don't typically encourage single team quotes and blathers, and quite frankly I think that Stephens latest blog regarding Channing Crowder is suitable for Dolphans, but not much else.  In order to make his post more appealing to the masses, I have crafted a delicious and hearty chowder recipe in Channing's honor!  I certainly hope you enjoy it!

Classic Channing Chowder
Ingredients


1/2 pound jawing fat, cut into barely manageable pieces

5 large, starchy unvetted opinions

2 large quips of questionable origin

salt and pepper to taste

2 (6.5 ounce) cans chopped silliness

2 (1.8 ounce) packages of mass media contacts

1 quart self-centered whoredom

Directions

1.Place the jawing fat in a large pot and cook over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until highly excited, about 10 minutes. Remove the jawing fat with a slotted spoon, leaving the drippings in the pot. Set the fat aside. Stir the starchy unvetted opinions and quips of questionable origin into the jaw fat. Season with salt and pepper, and cook for 5 minutes, stirring frequently.

2.Stir in the two cans of chopped silliness into the pot, and add enough attention to just cover the opinions. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to medium-low, cover, and simmer until the opinions are just slightly acerbic, 10 to 15 minutes.

3.Gently stir the mass media contacts into the unvetted opinions until no lumps of truth remain. Slowly stir in 1 quart of self centered whoredomness.  Cook and stir until the chowder returns to a simmer and thickens to a slather, about 10 minutes more.

So Brett Farrvruh and da Jet's are Assholes....

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Welcome to the Everything Stephen Blog

Hi!

My name is Lee.  My friend Stephen blogs about everything and anything that pops into his brain.  It wouldn't be all that bad if it was just on faceplace. That would be asking for too much, I believe.  Beyond faceplace, he has several other blogs and spots on the web that vary from artwork, to music, and from random thoughts to sports. 

What do I blog about?  Nuthin.  I have nothing at all to say.  Today's news that Stephen was starting a sports blog got me thinking though.  Why does he have something to say about everything, while I (who is smarter, faster, funnier, more successful, more articlulate and certainly better looking) has absolutely nothing to say.

Fuck that. So, until I figure that out, I will just blog about what good ol' Stephen is up to on the interwebs.  Sound like fun?  I know.. I didn't either at first, but he is prolific and often random or essoteric enough to leave room for artistic interpretation or just a plain good ol' fashioned sarcastic whipping.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I think I will.

TTFN

Lee